FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEE EEER!

it's so totally BONKERS.

because i do not want to say CRAZY anymore i'm going to say BONKERS!

you should all know that :

a. all of the stores in ohio don't sell cheap overalls.

b. bonkers, you are.

c. crampons rhymes with tampons.

d. delicate doughnuts deserve to be devoured.

e. eleven pipers have been piping.

f. failure to comply with these rules may result in : failure.

g. gillian is toe-tally fabulous.

h. hark! art thou magick upon my lawn?

i. i own a unicorn (head) now.

j. japan, is in fact, an island. let me tell you...

k. katrina devort smells like soup, her whole HOUSE smells like soup!

l. lily-livered landlubbers loot little ladles.

m. moons are actually under the cows.

n. NO.

o. oh dearie me!

p. PACKAGING CRISIS!!!! OMG.

q. que los pescados de espada robaran mi pano de tabla.

r. r's, i cannot roll my

s. STOP! HAMMERTIME.

t. TOTALLY TUBULAR!

u. utter most confidence in those cows' udders.

v. valet parking : nine dollars.

w. we are as cool as cucumbers.

x. xenia is a city.

y. yaks are the coolest ungulate.

z. z's cannot be caught, thank you.

i'm sick.

it's no fun because i have to take this cough medicine that on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being strawberries, it's a negative 5.

COO COO KACHOOO.

good news : i tried out for the plays in our school, excitement.

bad news : i tried out for the plays in our school, therefore commiting treason on my dear ol' tech-farts.

i know, terrible. terrible.

and i decided that farts should also refer to buddies.

how funny am i.

ha. ha.

and also good news : i remembered my songza account stuff. thank god, their email recovery thing is not the best. i was looking at all the songs on my old playlist, and i seriously don't remember ever actually liking rap.

but i had quite a bit on there.

it was quite curious.

sidenote : art class was pretty fabulous. i mean, other than the occasional whiff of 8th grade boys (seriously, it is pretty bad sometimes (especially when they're coming out of gym at school.)) it is pretty sufficable.

is sufficable a word? curious.

i'll upload those ultimate quest pictures on the first. my favorite was hobbit day because i didn't know what they looked like, so i drew what i thought a hobbit should be. which was some creepy woods elf.

it was actually really creepy.

ha.

art classes are coming faster than molasses, that's what's up you schlup.

rhymes, rhymes, all the time(s)!

anyways, since when did people know who cobra starship was? i was wearing my shirt a couple days ago and all these people were like, "OMG I LOVE THEM THEY'RE SWEET WHAT A COOL SHIRT!!!" but were totally serious.

i was a tad confused. then i listened to the radio and they were playing the same cobra starship song over and over again, and i figured it out.

side note : animal farm was a fabulous book.

happy checkers and dogs in politics day!