FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEE EEER!

it's so totally BONKERS.

because i do not want to say CRAZY anymore i'm going to say BONKERS!

you should all know that :

a. all of the stores in ohio don't sell cheap overalls.

b. bonkers, you are.

c. crampons rhymes with tampons.

d. delicate doughnuts deserve to be devoured.

e. eleven pipers have been piping.

f. failure to comply with these rules may result in : failure.

g. gillian is toe-tally fabulous.

h. hark! art thou magick upon my lawn?

i. i own a unicorn (head) now.

j. japan, is in fact, an island. let me tell you...

k. katrina devort smells like soup, her whole HOUSE smells like soup!

l. lily-livered landlubbers loot little ladles.

m. moons are actually under the cows.

n. NO.

o. oh dearie me!

p. PACKAGING CRISIS!!!! OMG.

q. que los pescados de espada robaran mi pano de tabla.

r. r's, i cannot roll my

s. STOP! HAMMERTIME.

t. TOTALLY TUBULAR!

u. utter most confidence in those cows' udders.

v. valet parking : nine dollars.

w. we are as cool as cucumbers.

x. xenia is a city.

y. yaks are the coolest ungulate.

z. z's cannot be caught, thank you.